Happy 2017.  Welcome to the all-new ORGIVEMEDEATH.com.  Much more stylish than the original site, no?  


The original ORGIVEMEDEATH [.blogspot.com] began as a fledgling satirical news blog in an era before fake news was "FAKE NEWS" [bum bum buuuuum].  But, as long-time readers [of which there are none] may recall, the site was plagued by constant bouts of inactivity as no new fake news stories broke. Then, in 2009, management claimed it would abandon the satire racket once and for all and move into the even more saturated market of publishing.  After almost eight years, the new OR GIVE ME DEATH Industries is born.


The "classic" stuff is all still there, under constant threat of deactivation due to inactivity.  New posts may spring up here from time to time.  Anything is possible.  But the new focus will be the books.  Instant classic indie-novelette Rhodium is still for sale (Ranked #4,683,976 on Amazon at time of print) and maybe some new special features will be coming soon.  


A new Western/Cold War thriller by new author Don M. Patterson, Sierra Blanca, is just days away from its launch.  We're building this company around the success of this title so it better be good.  


And who knows, maybe we'll add some new authors to the stable.  Shoot me a line.


-Editor-In-Chief

editor@orgivemedeath.com  




Here are some unused or variant covers from Rhodium and Sierra Blanca.

From the Vault

by the Editor

​5 JUL 2017

Editor's Note

by the Editor

​2 JAN 2017

Editor's Desk

Consider this the big reveal that Hiro and Don are one and the same. 

-Editor-In-Chief 
editor@orgivemedeath.com