by the Editor
2 JAN 2017
From the Vault
by the Editor
5 JUL 2017
Consider this the big reveal that Hiro and Don are one and the same.
by the Editor
15 OCT 2019
Here are some unused or variant covers from Rhodium and Sierra Blanca.
Since 2005, OrGiveMeDeath Industries has been committed to bringing you intermittent pieces of fiction ranging from satirical news to full fledged novels. One area where we have sadly fallen behind is being a brand. Being a brand comes with many responsibilities and expectations; all of which have proven to be too much for management. As we look ahead to our 15th anniversary in 2020, we say no more. OrGiveMeDeath Industries is committed to being the brand you were missing in life. In the spirit of our new found commitment to brand integrity and brand awareness comes our all new SOCIAL MEDIA presence. Did you see the new buttons on the landing page?
Pretty cool, right? And timely. OrGiveMeDeath Industries sees an overcrowded marketplace of lifestyle brands, corporate speak, and #SPONSORED social media posts and bravely says: "Us too."
No longer will we be limited by our "products" or "quality." Image is now front and center. You need not imagine what cool young people look like enjoying OrGiveMeDeath products, you can see it for yourselves on INSTAGRAM (and Twitter)
Wow! Just look at all those cool, thoughtful, young people experiencing the OrGiveMeDeath brand and products! Maybe that looks like your diverse group of friends and co-workers.
Follow us online to see what all the excitement is about. Look for all new multimedia experiences - and maybe a new book eventually. At OrGiveMeDeath the BRAND is YOURS!
Happy 2017. Welcome to the all-new ORGIVEMEDEATH.com. Much more stylish than the original site, no?
The original ORGIVEMEDEATH [.blogspot.com] began as a fledgling satirical news blog in an era before fake news was "FAKE NEWS" [bum bum buuuuum]. But, as long-time readers [of which there are none] may recall, the site was plagued by constant bouts of inactivity as no new fake news stories broke. Then, in 2009, management claimed it would abandon the satire racket once and for all and move into the even more saturated market of publishing. After almost eight years, the new OR GIVE ME DEATH Industries is born.
The "classic" stuff is all still there, under constant threat of deactivation due to inactivity. New posts may spring up here from time to time. Anything is possible. But the new focus will be the books. Instant classic indie-novelette Rhodium is still for sale (Ranked #4,683,976 on Amazon at time of print) and maybe some new special features will be coming soon.
A new Western/Cold War thriller, Sierra Blanca, by new author Don M. Patterson is just days away from its launch. We're building this company around the success of this title so it better be good.
And who knows, maybe we'll add some new authors to the stable. Shoot me a line.